There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
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Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
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Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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