You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Randomize
