Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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