tonight lets celebrate not being married
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
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