Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
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The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
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Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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