VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
when i woke up i was missing $380 from my bank account
damn...impressive bar tab
no i guess i bought a gasoline powered blender off ebay, i need a breathalyzer for my computer
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Randomize