I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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