yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
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Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
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I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
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