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i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
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My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
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His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
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