you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
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I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
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Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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