If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
