the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
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