using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
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