No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
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You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
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You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Everyone says I win the strip club
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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