sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
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Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
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I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
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