what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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