is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
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My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
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whose parrot is this?
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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