he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
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Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
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I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
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