We're like a lot better than the average bears
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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