She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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