what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
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Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
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Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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