I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
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Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
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so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
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I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
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