ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
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