Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
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Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
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Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
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