i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
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Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
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According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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