she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
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