i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
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