Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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