At least make sure they are 18
Why
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
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