We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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