I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
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