Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Randomize
