Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
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Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
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Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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