He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
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My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
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i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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