He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
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im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
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How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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