My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
23 Fathers Confess The Best Way They’ve Messed With Their Daughter’s Boyfriend
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
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Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.