we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
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He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
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I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?