Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
May the power of my ass compel you!!