It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
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I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
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Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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