nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
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ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
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He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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