I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I pour the whiskey from now on
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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