if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
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