Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Apparently last night I sat at the bar with an upside down sharpie lightning bolt on my forehead, yelling "It's Harry Potter's birthday! Let me be on the qudditch team!" And I kept calling the bartender Dobby. There are videos.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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