even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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