is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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