Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
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