we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
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We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
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I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
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