Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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