It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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