Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
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Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
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I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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