I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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