Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
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Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
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She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
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