Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Randomize
