Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
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