sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
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I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
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I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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