worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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