We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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