I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
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WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
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theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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